Showing posts with label (I'm a) grown-ass man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label (I'm a) grown-ass man. Show all posts

Tuesday

late

I own a small car. I bought it in March of 2009 because it fulfilled two purposes: 1. I had gotten to be a big kid, with a big kid job; and 2. I wanted a hatchback to carry band equipment around.

Some nights when I drive back to South Philly, I have to park creatively.  Most of the time, I can fit my car into tight spots, as I’ve gotten pretty good at parallel parking.  But sometimes I have to sneak up to the corner behind a car that’s parked already pretty close.  What I mean to say is that the butt end of my car might hang off a few inches from the corner curb.  Usually, this works out okay, because the few cops who come around at night are willing, I guess, to let my parking job pass unticketed.

 But I never look forward to this kind of risky parking.  In this context, Driver Sandro is happiest when I come home from work at around 5, because there will always be a space available.  At the times that I drive home at 11 or so, especially on a week night, I know that I’ll always roll up on Tasker with the anxiety of speculation.  Will there be a random spot on my block, maybe because a visitor just left, or because the other cars looking to park have been bigger than a subcompact?

When I do find that open spot and lock up my car, the first thing I do is try to mnemonically voice the intersection so I remember where I am the next morning.  I’ve been doing this for years.  West Chester, Boston, Philadelphia.  I don’t know where next.

The best memories I have of the places in which I’ve lived are the ones that mix a little bit of hatred with a little bit more of success.  Often, it’s not what I go out to do, but how I park my car and walk home.

Thursday

Vice Squad

Metaphor - something with a literal and symbolic meaning.

A Screeching Weasel lyric from long ago: "I see rioting; I see bodies in the streets."

Today, while running with Patrick, it occurred to me that I look for signs of vice in street trash: syringes, condoms, coke bags. They stand out like rings on a beach.

Why is this?

I blame the counterproductivity of anti-drug education in the 1980s.

Commercials, Officer Friendly, and in-school programs had me convinced that only bad people did drugs. Drugs were in the inner city, hidden in the ghetto. It didn't help that Officer Friendly, the D.A.R.E. lion (what was his name?), and the people in the commercials were all white. I grew up thinking only bad people did drugs.

Now I know a lot of people who use drugs. And they're not all bad. But they're not all very good.

Saturday

Moos



Epergesis - Interjecting an apposition, often in order to clarify what has just been stated

Why must a man, that is, a man of the world and brilliance, eat like cattle at the salad bar?