Expertise

Epistemic truth: I majored in literature in college but took an elective invertebrate paleontology class. I liked it better than many of my lit classes. My professor was Dr. Steve Goode, who is a published authority on freshwater snails.

I ended up studying more English and specializing in something comforting but lifeless. I think sometimes of petrified bones. I would use that brush. I would dig them out and be a hero. Protagonist in dirts.

Eating Out

Spoonerism - switching corresponding consonants or vowels; named after William Archibald Spooner

Two things I love: meeting Greeks and greeting meek.

The Big

Paenismus - Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided

Thank the gods I can stay a fat fucking piece of shit for a while longer.

Slumerville

Hypallage - the transfer of an epithet from one noun to another.

Poster of great wit, you blur my objective.