Grandpa?

Truism - a claim so obviously self-authenticating that its use is rhetorically deliberate

Dudes love their Grandpa John's.

Moos

Epergesis - Interjecting an apposition, often in order to clarify what has just been stated

Why must a man, that is, a man of the world and brilliance, eat like cattle at the salad bar?

The Big

Paenismus - Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided

Thank the gods I can stay a fat fucking piece of shit for a while longer.

Beer Lunchings

Syllepsis - a particular type of zeugma in which the clauses are not parallel either in meaning or grammar.

I don’t know which was sweeter—the 6oz. of sugar, or Sarah bringing the cupcakes.